KRUNK TIP: Ambition trumps skill.
KRUNK TIP: Make friends with yourself. You will be stuck with you forever!
KRUNK TIP: Information is not knowledge.
KRUNK TIP: Never get caught with a runaway minor.
KRUNK TIP: For best results. Apply yourself daily.
KRUNK TIP: Lightly Kiss someone on the back of the neck.
KRUNK TIP: As a guest at the queens palace or on the beggars mat you should be gracious to your host.
KRUNK TIP: Work on your wink. You’ll need it. Think sexy — not eye problem.
KRUNK TIP: Of course the game is rigged. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t play!
KRUNK TIP: Choices. Actions. Consequences. Not necessarily in that order.
KRUNK TIP: Get yourself a new hat!
Yo, being a sexy krunk social fairy
with her life in check ain't no walk in
the park. Cop these daily tips from
Krunk Pony cause she gives a damn.
